First place the peppers and then dump the sautéed pepper, onion and tomato mixture. Toast the bread and slather mayonnaise on each piece.

Burst the cherry tomatoes so they stew, drawing out the cancer-fighting lycopene. Split the sausages down the middle, throw them into the pan and cook down (approx 3 min). Sauté the onion, bell pepper and cherry tomatoes in oil on medium heat (approx 4 min). 2 large sausages (chicken, turkey or veggie OK)

Need I mention that you can whip these up in 10 minutes flat while you wax poetic with your game? Now drop your inhibitions and pick up that big ol’ massive meaty sausage.ģ. Throw in all the veggies and aphrodisiac avocado and you have an innocuous, yet delicious open-faced sandwich to enjoy with your date. Just to make you feel better, you can Price Albert the sausage to make it less threatening. There’s nothing wrong with phallic food so long as you are comfortable with yourself and enjoy good food. There’s not a whole lot you can do but smile like a donut. Make room! Make room! A massive sausage is coming straight for your open mouth.